"What's THAT?!" You are taken somewhat by surprise: your best friend doesn't always hand you a business card with naked pussies. "Do you remember the snobbish sisters with the big tits from the English class?...

I don't want to be mean, but my mother had been pretty prude. Kind of mean to say now that she has just recently passed away, but I wouldn't want to be mincing on words. Anyway she had been a purist all of her life, had even sent me to a boy only school. Even in college I had not been one to talk much to girls, it was pretty much a sin to my mother to even be thinking about dating a girl. It's like she wanted to protect me from something. Something that she had only murmured about and something to do with her family predisposition or whatever none sense she had said. So it's no wonder that I am still a virgin.